whatsaapp between my bff-yaar

me : yaarrrr..im so saddddd
yaar :y dumb girl.wht now?
me:huh'he email me again
yaar : y u sooo stupid.just block him n get out frm his life.find a new boyfriend or u wnt me to find 4 u :p
me:sstop callin me stupid n i dnt wnt bf anymore.i hetchuu
yaar:awww my sweet lil annyoin girl.well wht shld i do 4 u?
me:im jz sad...huhuhu
yaar:thn find a drugs
me:u crazy!at least care laa my feelings u moron
yaar:wht shld i do if u alwyz emo like ths 24/7.sad bcz of ur stupid bloody jerk ex's.fawa...plzzz he nothing to u.i knw cz im a man..i ever on his situations bt now im bcme a responsible man aftr i found my gf.now ur turn fawa..find ur hapiiiinnneesss but not frm him
me:but.....evryman wil did like that
yaar:no trust me.soon u'l find ur Edward Cullen....i promise...dnt be sad barbie..em alwyz here wid u,after all u r like my lil sis although our age jz 1 year different.hmmm
me:awwwww...thnx bunnyyyy...i love u brother's.tnx 4 evrything
yaar:ya3..i hetchuu u too..hehehhee..now dnt be sad k..
me:awwwwiiii heheheeh ok moron
yaar:u double triple moron pagal n nxt time think like a man.hehehehe

well my whatsapp wid my caring brother's untill tht...im jz happy to have him as my close n best friend's everrrr!!!!!thnx bunnyyyy